Thursday, March 31, 2011

Silly Pilly!! :D

Banta Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
 

Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
 

Banta Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
 

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
 

Banta Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
 

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
 

Banta: YES.
 

Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
 

Bantal: YES.
 

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
 

Zail: YES.
 

Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
 

Banta: YES.
 

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
 

Banta: YES.
 

Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
 

Banta: YES.
 

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
 

Banta Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was 
also preparing for MBA.
 

Banta: How is your MBA preparation?
 

Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
 

Banta: Oh, logic is easy.
 

Buta: Please, give me an example.
 

Banta: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
 

Buta: NO, I don't.
 

Banta Screamed: You bloody HOMO!!!

7 comments:

  1. Ha Ha. That was entertaining

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  2. Very funny, very cute!
    Meryl
    http://departingthetext.blogspot.com

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  3. Laughed out loud! Totally didn't see that one coming, well told!!! :)

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  4. A small bit of humor is enough sometimes to take little time out of our busy and stressfull lives..!! Thanks for visiting..! :)

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